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[instrumental music]

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Hey, son, do you have everything
ready for your mom's house?

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Yeah. Daddy, why does Tia gets
to go to New York, but I don't?

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Ah, because I have to work.

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And it's Valentine's Day.

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It's against the law to be
without your valentine.

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Can you get arrested?

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Worse.

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Why do you think Cupid
carries that bow and arrow?

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[knock on door]

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Turtle, why are you
dressed like Bjork?

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Because she rocks.

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And I wanted to be dressed
for that New York weather.

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Turtle, I already told you
that you can't come to New York

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it's not in the show's budget.

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Why not? Tia gets to go.

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Bobby, can you take Turtle
to get a cookie?

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Really?

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Baby, I am so excited.

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I cannot wait
to get to New York.

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But the first thing on my list
is a Broadway show.

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Five, six, seven, eight..

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♪ I'm on top I'll never stop ♪

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♪ I'll dance and sing
till I drop ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪♪♪

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Baby, what show is that from?

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I made that up.

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I'm gonna pitch it
when we get there.

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Yes!

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Yeah, you do that.

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[chuckles]

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Hey, y'all. Ugh.

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Bobby, come on, baby, let's go.

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So, Neesee, what're you
gonna do this weekend?

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I'm caterin' a party
for Alex's boyfriend.

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Is Alex still seein'
that plastic surgeon?

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Mm‐hm, Dr. Calhoun
has his hand

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in every famous face
in this town.

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And if my food is a hit
at this party..

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...it'll look like
my pockets have implants.

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♪ Often I wish that we ♪

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♪ Could get the time to see ♪

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♪ The need there is to be ♪

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♪ A family yeah ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

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♪ Time and seasons change ♪

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♪ But we will still remain ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Hey, look, baby, all I gotta do
is interview Serena Williams

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and when I come back, I'm gonna
make you my valentine.

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Oh! See if you can get
her autograph for me, okay?

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And tell her
I'm her biggest fan.

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‐ Oh, really?
‐ Mm‐hm.

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How much does that autograph
mean to you?

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‐ Oh.
‐ Huh?

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When I get back,
I'mma go three sets with you.

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Ooh. If you serve, I'll play.

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Hey, man. Let's go.

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We got a hour to get
to this press conference.

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Dirk, it's in the hotel.

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Now, why don't you
go back in there

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with your wife, alright?

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‐ I'm busy.
‐ No, we have to leave now.

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'Cause you never know
what traffic's gonna be like

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in the lobby.

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Look, Dirk, all I wanna do

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is spend some alone time
with Tia.

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And all I wanna do is spend some
time alone from Jonelle.

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The only reason why I brought
her is 'cause you brought Tia

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tryin' to be Saint Valentine
makin' me look bad.

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‐ They're gone?
‐ Yeah.

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Oh, good. Thank God.

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This is gonna be
a long weekend.

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Ooh. Do you wanna go halfsies
on some $60 nuts?

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Where is she?

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I was supposed to be done with

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this interview 20 minutes ago.

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Hey, man.

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You can't rush a athlete
in their prime.

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That's what my daddy did when
I played high school badminton.

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You know, I was
on my way to Pakistan

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for the World Cup?

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But he overtrained me.

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And then I got these
damn ankle spurs.

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Serena Williams,
Robert James, Mr. LA.

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‐ It's a pleasure to meet‐‐
‐ Save it.

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I ain't Serena.

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I'm her assistant,
Wanda, her cousin.

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Wow, that's incredible.
You look just like her.

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I get that all the time.

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That's why I went ahead
and got this.

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Why not just say,
"Hi, my name is Wanda?"

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[indistinct chatter]

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U‐u‐um, so, Wanda, when, uh

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when do you think
Serena's gonna get here?

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Why everybody
keep askin' me that?

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Look Serena's
takin' a quick break, a'ight?

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You'll be the first to see
Her Highness when she is here.

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Alright. We'll, we'll be
right here. Heh.

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‐ Okay.
‐ Um..

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You see that bottle over there?

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Yeah.

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You think you can shoot it
in that can?

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Oh, that's nothin' right there.

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No problem.
Look at that. Bakao.

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Nothin' but can.

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Ah, that was luck. I bet
you can't make five in a row.

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Please.
I can do this whole day.

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If I didn't have
these ankle spurs

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I could've been Ben Wallace.

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‐ Ooh.
‐ What? You want some of this?

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‐ You want some of this?
‐ Wh‐what?

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Oh, I don't know
if you can do it

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with D on you, dawg.

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Oh, no problem, no difference.

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D gives no difference.

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[grunts]

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Offensive foul.
That's a offensive foul.

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‐ 'What?'
‐ That's a offensive foul.

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Well, alright, alright. Huh?
You wanna play like that, huh?

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‐ Huh? You wanna play like that?
‐ Oh!

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Huh?

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Ah, gee. Wha‐what.. One‐one.

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‐ 'Alright. Alright.'
‐ 'Hm?'

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What you got? Huh? Ready?

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Watch the elbow.

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[grunts]
Oh!

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Alright, you gonna
play like that?

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‐ Alright.
‐ Alright. Cool

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Cool. Now I'm Allen Iverson,
dawg. What you got?

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Huh.

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Aa‐hh!

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‐ Okay, okay. Yeah.
‐ Okay, yeah.

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Well, that takes care
of all them bottles.

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Now, can y'all pick up my gum
wrappers I left over there?

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I'm supposed
to keep this room clean.

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[instrumental music]

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‐ Hey, beautiful.
‐ Oh!

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Sorry I'm late.

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Neesee, I know that
we originally agreed

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to start the party at 5:00

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but I've decided
to start it at 4:47.

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Right when the sun is supposed
to begin its descent.

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[clicks tongue]
Magic hour.

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Okay. Not a problem.

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But as we discussed,
I have to leave at 9:00.

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Parting hour.

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Baby, her food
is gonna put smiles

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on faces that haven't
moved in years.

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‐ It's true.
‐ Oh, Alex.

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[chuckles]
She's right, though.

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But, you know,
since you wanted sea food

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but didn't want sushi,
I thought I'd do

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shrimp and snow pea wraps.

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‐ Ooh, I love it. Perfect.
‐ Hmm.

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Except, maybe
we shouldn't do shrimp.

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How's that now?

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Well, it just seems that

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nowadays so many people
are battling

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shellfish allergies.

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Ahh! Okay.

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‐ No shrimp it is.
‐ Mm.

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Didn't I tell you
she was great.

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Yeah. You know,
speakin' of great..

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‐ Mm?
‐ Who did your work?

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Three people.
Mama, daddy and Jesus.

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Come on, we gotta hurry up,
we gotta make that matinee.

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‐ Let's go.
‐ Oh, baby, actually, I can't.

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They just pushed my interview
a half an hour from now.

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So I'll just meet you
at the restaurant tonight.

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‐ Is that cool?
‐ Uhh..

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Well, it won't be the same,
but I know you here to work.

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[sighs]
Look, you go do what you do.

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But since you're gonna
miss this matinee

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tonight, I need to see
your one‐man show.

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‐ What you gonna do?
‐ Well, ahem.

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I got a little time
for a dress rehearsal right now.

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Or, should I say,
undress rehearsal.

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Whoo.. Oh.

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Uhh, no.

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I gotta go if I wanna
keep on the schedule, yeah.

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Hey, Jonelle,
come on, you're up.

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Half hour to come with me.

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Bye, baby. See you later.

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[instrumental music]

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Hey, man. Do you think
I can take her?

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First of all,
what is wrong with you?

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‐ Second of all, hell no!
‐ So, anyway..

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I could take her.

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Uh, excuse me,
'cause it's really late‐‐

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Excuse me. I'm on the phone.

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Where am I gonna meet you at?

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Okay, hold on,
let me write this down.

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Can you write this down,
Mr. Thang?

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On that.

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34th and 9th.

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Mm‐hm. Alright,
I'll talk to you later.

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Alright.

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Okay, um, so, when do you think
Serena's coming through?

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Oh, she gonna be here soon,
but in the meantime

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help me get this room
ready for the interview.

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Um, can you help move this couch
over there, please?

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You know, I'mma call Serena
while you do that.

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Okay.

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Hey, Dirk. Dirk, get
to the other end of the couch.

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She's gonna call Serena. Get
to the other end of the couch.

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‐ I'm gonna move the couch then?
‐ Come on, man.

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I was like
somebody famous too, you know?

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[Robert grunts]

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Oh, okay. Lift it up.

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Uh, higher. No, no, higher.

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‐ Aah!
‐ Higher, Dirk.

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Higher. Just lift it higher.

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Just keep doin'..

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Just don't, don't..

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Just don't look, don't..
Not out the door.

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Just..

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Come this way. Turn.

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Come my way. My way.

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‐ Alright. Slow it up. Slow it‐‐
‐ Aah. Aah!

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Slow it up, man.

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Are you sure Serena is gonna
like it right here?

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I don't know what Serena likes

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but Wanda is tired
of lookin' at that wall.

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[instrumental music]

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Neesee, everything
is delicious.

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Now, when are you gonna
serve the shrimp wraps?

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How's that now?

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No, no. You said that you didn't
want shrimp, remember?

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Well, y‐yeah, but I mean,
you have to have some shrimp.

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I thought that was implied.
Uh, y‐you know what?

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Everything else is so good
I'm willing to look past it.

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‐ Ah..
‐ Don't listen to him.

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Thanks, Alex.

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I mean, so you forgot
the shrimp

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it's no big deal.

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How was your day?

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Ugh, well

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my interview
got pushed back again

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and I had to move a couch.

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Show business.

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Sure is cold outside.

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We didn't leave the hotel
to get here.

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Still you..

250
00:10:22,266 --> 00:10:24,333
...can't deny
it's cold outside.

251
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,266
Look, this fork
has three tangs on it.

252
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,033
Oh, really? Let me see.

253
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:35,000
One, two, three. Yep.
Just three.

254
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,300
Tangs. It's a crazy word right?

255
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,400
‐ Look, Jonelle?
‐ Mm.

256
00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:53,466
I can't do this anymore.

257
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,633
I think we should get a divorce.

258
00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:57,300
[gasps]
Oh, thank God. Me too.

259
00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:00,733
‐ Really?
‐ Are you kiddin'?

260
00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:03,600
This marriage sucks.
It's painful.

261
00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:06,066
‐ Excruciating, right?
‐ Unbearable.

262
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,533
Oh. This is great.

263
00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:11,366
‐ Happy Valentine's Day.
‐ Oh, you too, Dirky.

264
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:16,266
‐ Oh, man!
‐ Oh, I'm starvin'.

265
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,166
Why? Y‐you're not pregnant,
are you?

266
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,200
[laughs]

267
00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:21,366
Yeah.

268
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,433
Gotcha!

269
00:11:27,566 --> 00:11:29,033
[cell phone ringing]

270
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,133
Hello?

271
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,300
You're kiddin'.

272
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:39,033
No, no, no.
We'll be right there.

273
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,200
Alright.

274
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,800
Baby, listen, um..

275
00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:43,600
Serena's catchin' the flight
early in the mornin'

276
00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:45,533
and she's doin' all
of her interviews right now.

277
00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:49,266
‐ So I'm..
‐ You're sorry. I know. I know.

278
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,066
Okay, just eat
without me and then

279
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,233
I'll meet you
at the theater, okay?

280
00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:54,400
Cool?

281
00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:58,000
[instrumental music]

282
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,100
[instrumental music]

283
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,733
[growls]

284
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:40,233
Remember, I'm servin'.

285
00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:42,366
Ball's in your court, baby.

286
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:47,333
‐ Robert!
‐ Tia!

287
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,066
Robert? Aah!

288
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,733
Jonelle! What're you doin' here?

289
00:12:53,766 --> 00:12:56,133
Well, Dirk and I broke up!

290
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,300
So I can't stay
in the same room with him.

291
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:01,266
I'm single now.
I'm not that kind of girl.

292
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,166
Robert, it is after midnight.

293
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,033
I‐I know, baby,
and I'm sorry I couldn't call

294
00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:13,333
but I got the interview.

295
00:13:13,366 --> 00:13:15,500
Listen, and since
I was the last one

296
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,466
we just let the cameras roll,
and me and Serena

297
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,300
just kicked it, and I got some
great stuff for the show.

298
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,166
So, how was the theater?

299
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,233
I waited for you so long
they wouldn't seat me.

300
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,666
Oh, baby, I'm sorry.

301
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:31,500
‐ I know you're upset‐‐
‐ No, honey, I'm frustrated.

302
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:33,800
Okay, I haven't seen you
for more than 20 minutes all day

303
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,300
and we leave tomorrow.

304
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,166
Now, I thought the point
of goin' away together

305
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,433
for Valentine's day,
was so that

306
00:13:38,466 --> 00:13:40,266
we could spend
some time together.

307
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:44,466
No, baby, the point of us
goin' away was so I could work.

308
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,433
Now, you knew this was
a priority for me this weekend.

309
00:13:47,466 --> 00:13:50,200
I just thought we would have
some kind of time to be alone.

310
00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:51,766
Well..

311
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,333
...we do now.

312
00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:57,033
Yes, you do.

313
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,066
Come on, Tia.
You can't be serious.

314
00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:07,200
Robert, I hope you don't think
you're stayin' here tonight.

315
00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:09,566
Because we are not goin'
halfsies on those nuts.

316
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,666
Neesee, I was just
talking to a patient

317
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,366
who loves your artichoke and
spinach things that you made.

318
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,066
Oh, that's great!

319
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,333
You know, I'd be happy to make
him some whenever he wants.

320
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:22,733
What about right now?

321
00:14:22,766 --> 00:14:24,600
Oh, Eric, I'm sorry,
I packed up

322
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:26,733
the kitchen already,
I'm heading home.

323
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,500
Neesee, this guy
has a lot of parties.

324
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:32,433
Well, remember I told you
I had to be done by 9:00.

325
00:14:32,466 --> 00:14:34,700
Alex, you're her best friend

326
00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:36,200
convince her to stay.

327
00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:38,166
I'll throw in some collagen.

328
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:42,233
Neesee, why don't you
stay another hour?

329
00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:43,666
I mean, come on.
What's the big deal?

330
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,566
Well, just because
the doctor says jump

331
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,766
doesn't mean I have to.

332
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,166
You're the one
dating him, not me.

333
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,666
Excuse me, I stuck my neck out
to get you this job.

334
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,433
‐ You owe me this.
‐ Wha‐wha..

335
00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:57,133
Are you callin' out
a favor on me?

336
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,266
‐ Yeah.
‐ Oh, well..

337
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,600
'Cause we could play that game.

338
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,266
You know, need I
remind you what you did

339
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,133
with my favorite Gummo bag?

340
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,666
Excuse me,
I told you ten times

341
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,133
the nausea came on suddenly,
and I couldn't find a bathroom.

342
00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:12,066
Really.

343
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:15,100
Maybe Eric's right. If you're
a real friend, you would stay.

344
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:17,533
Well, if you were a friend,
you wouldn't ask me to.

345
00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:22,400
Oh, and, you know, technically,
I'm still on the clock

346
00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:25,066
so I'm gonna have to bill Eric
for this conversation.

347
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,633
Tick‐tock, tick‐tock.

348
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,300
[instrumental music]

349
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,100
Hey, man.

350
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,533
We'll just sleep head to feet,
like we did in college.

351
00:15:35,566 --> 00:15:37,633
No offense, Dirk,
but I've seen your feet.

352
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,366
They look like
they've been attacked

353
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,500
by a flock of wild seagulls.

354
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,800
Hey, quit bein' a baby.

355
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,800
What's that smell?

356
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,433
I sprayed cologne
on the sheets.

357
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:52,666
I thought I might have to do the
Valentine thing with Jonelle.

358
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,733
Oh.

359
00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:56,600
That explains
why you have worn a thong.

360
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,766
It's not for Valentine's.

361
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,566
What? Support in the front,
freedom in the back.

362
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:05,300
Oh!

363
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,533
Hey, man,
I don't understand Tia, man.

364
00:16:10,566 --> 00:16:12,500
Personally, most women
would be thrilled

365
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:14,266
to be taken to New York
for the weekend.

366
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,100
Don't get me wrong.
She has a point.

367
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:19,033
I haven't spent five minutes
with her since we've been here.

368
00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:21,300
‐ And it hasn't been my fault.
‐ That's how they are, man.

369
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,666
They always find a way
to make it your fault.

370
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,100
This reminds me how I was
when I was with Jonelle.

371
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:29,133
Yeah, that oughta take you back
a whole couple of hours.

372
00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:34,266
Hey, man, this ain't about
my soon‐to‐be former marriage.

373
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,066
This is about Tia's lack of
sensitivity towards your needs.

374
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,600
'What does she think
she came here for?'

375
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:42,166
‐ Your work. Your business.
‐ You got a point.

376
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,166
She knew what the deal was
before we even came.

377
00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:48,700
I gotta take care
of my business.

378
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:51,133
See? That's how they are, man.

379
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,200
There's never thank you
for slavin' away, so I can have

380
00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:57,166
nice things like, clothes
and gas, and locks on the door.

381
00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:00,500
What you do pays the bills.

382
00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:02,133
You know what?

383
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,266
Tia's never even
seen a light bill.

384
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:09,500
Jonelle would leave
every light on in the house.

385
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,466
But, yet, she was
always in the dark.

386
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:15,333
Boy, that's deep.

387
00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:18,066
You know what?
Why am I sleepin' on the floor?

388
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,233
She should be the one
sleepin' on the floor!

389
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:24,033
I worked hard
for that hotel room

390
00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:26,333
to be given to me free.

391
00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:28,600
‐ Don't tell me, tell her.
‐ I will.

392
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,033
‐ That's right.
‐ That's right!

393
00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:31,133
‐ 'Cause we men.
‐ Men!

394
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,166
‐ We men!
‐ Men!

395
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,300
(both)
Men!

396
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:38,000
Oh, snap.
She locked me out, dawg.

397
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,633
She can't lock you out.
You a man!

398
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,566
‐ That's right. I'm a man!
‐ You a man.

399
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,266
‐ A man! Yeah!
‐ A man! Aah..

400
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,233
[both screaming]

401
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,433
Hello, room service?

402
00:17:51,466 --> 00:17:54,600
I wanted some hot cocoa!

403
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:57,433
Could you please not forget
the mini marshmallows this time?

404
00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:00,433
Tia.

405
00:18:00,466 --> 00:18:02,300
I got somethin' to say.
I need you to listen.

406
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,333
Jonelle, you could stay or go,
whatever you chose.

407
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:05,633
[snoring]

408
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,666
Hey, don't worry about her.

409
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,400
She just drank four mini
bottles of Baileys.

410
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:14,233
You could set her hair on fire,
she's not gonna wake up.

411
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,533
Now, Tia, I know you wanted us
to spend time today

412
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:18,733
goin' to plays, ridin' carriages
through the park.

413
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:20,600
Now, don't get me wrong,
I wanted those things too

414
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,300
but this weekend,
my work was important.

415
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,366
Baby, I know your work
was important to you.

416
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,533
I'm just scared that it's gonna
become more important than‐‐

417
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,233
What? More important
than what?

418
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:33,100
More important than us.

419
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,233
What?

420
00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:36,666
Look, over Christmas,
Neesee said

421
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,366
you would always choose
your work over her.

422
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,433
And I told her
you would never do that me.

423
00:18:41,466 --> 00:18:43,366
But I'm startin'
to think I was wrong.

424
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,166
Oh, baby

425
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:50,300
no relationship ends
because of just one thing.

426
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:53,066
And I would never let that
happen to us. You know why?

427
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,200
'Cause you're my valentine.

428
00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:59,733
And I love you.

429
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,633
I love you, too.

430
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,733
Well, you know, uh..

431
00:19:11,766 --> 00:19:13,400
...technically,
the night is not over.

432
00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:15,533
‐ It's still Valentine's Day.
‐ Mmm.

433
00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:18,133
And since Jonelle's
so sound asleep, maybe we‐‐

434
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:21,433
(Jonelle)
'There's not enough Baileys
in all the world.'

435
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,266
[instrumental music]

436
00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:31,533
[instrumental music]

437
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,266
Hey, Serena.

438
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,666
I thought you'd be
on a plane by now.

439
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,200
Oh, we got delayed,
you know how that is.

440
00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:39,700
Oh, um, Serena,
this is my fiancee, Tia‐‐

441
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:41,800
‐ Hey, how're you doin'?
‐ Hey!

442
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:45,633
‐ Hey. I am such a huge fan‐‐
‐ Oh. Thank you.

443
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:49,200
People tell me my backhand
is almost as powerful as yours.

444
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:52,033
They do. Well, you know what?
Maybe we should play sometime.

445
00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:54,733
Oh, my God.

446
00:19:54,766 --> 00:19:56,366
That would be so great!

447
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,766
Would you like
a autograph picture?

448
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,233
‐ Of course.
‐ Okay.

449
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,133
You know, Serena, I tell you,
it's so refreshin' to meet

450
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,700
a celebrity
that keeps it real.

451
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:07,433
You know, I always try
to keep it as real as possible.

452
00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:09,533
Here you go.
My number's on the back.

453
00:20:09,566 --> 00:20:12,733
‐ Call me sometime.
‐ Okay.

454
00:20:12,766 --> 00:20:14,733
‐ Thank you.
‐ Alright.

455
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:16,466
I'm gonna be in touch.
I'm gonna call you to play.

456
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,500
Okay, make sure you do that.

457
00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:20,500
You'll probably win too.

458
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,266
Especially since..

459
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,366
...Wanda don't know‐know
nothin' about tennis.

460
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,333
[instrumental music]

461
00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:33,600
[theme music]